High Fashion

I can’t ride a bike and couldn’t possibly kick someone’s ass if I tried (unless it would be to do so metaphorically — and then I certainly could) — but these boots would send a loud signal that no one had better mess with me. I prefer these in black, but all I could find was a photo of them in dark brown. What the heck — I’d take them in this color, too. I’d love to pound the pavements in these, even if would only be on the wimpy suburban streets where I live.